The Writer In The Batcave
Star Wars Fan,
Trekkie and
Browncoat all in one. Wannabe Sith Assassin. Journalist for www.spaziorock.it. Oh, yeah, of course, university student and boring stuff like that! I'm a lurker, I reblog a lot but I seldom post new stuff. Deal with it!
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Why yes, yes I do.
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-Yes, I love you too, Mel Outlet…- I whisper as I hold my Angels with Dirty Faces dvd and the Lawrence of Arabia fancy collector’s edition dvd...
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Ho un sacco di colori addosso,eh?Un arcobaleno.
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Deseeding peppers in order to plant them. :D #pepper #food #spicy #red #malagueta #garden #biological #organic (Tirada com o instagram)
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Anonymous asked: do you really hate kids that much to be prochoice?
WHAT IS THIS
I love kids. I plan on having two or three with my fiancee. But that’s so irrelevant. The fact that I’m pro-choice should tell people...
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by God as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (God’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as God’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what God or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your God and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
-An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
- Seriously
- Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
- I don’t care how good he says his weed is
- he is cuckoo bananas
- and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
- There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
- “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
- If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
- Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
- Someone will always be barefoot
- Or in heels
- Or just plain clumsy
- And will sprain their ankles
- And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
- Don’t walk around looking for people
- House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
- Unless your name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
- Hell, maybe even then.
- I mean.
8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
- The killer is there.
- Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
- The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
- Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
- They are creepy enough without you dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.
- At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
- It is obviously your wisest choice.
- SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
- Move very very far away
- Because there’s blood on your walls.
- Blood.
- Your
- Walls
- Are
- Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
- Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
- If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
- But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.
- If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
- Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
- Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.
- It is the killer.
- ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
- Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
- ONLY APPLIES IF:
- It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
- The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
- Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he.
Charlize Theron beating up Michael Fassbender as they present Best Fight at the @MTV #Movie Awards
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The story of how Castle and Beckett get totally busted by literally every person they know. Also known as: How Everyone Finds out Castle and Becket are Banging. (Part One).
Just for you, anon who had a dream I posted fic and was sad when I hadn’t :P
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I HATE THIS! I HATE IT!
Fuckin’ earthquake, another one. Another big one! We’ve had enough of destruction! Fuck that shit! Six big ones in less than three weeks. Fuck that!
Sorry for the rant.
AND NOW THE FUCKIN’ WIND? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
Apocalypse, maybe. I’m sitting here and now idk if there have been more quakes or I’m just imagining them and the wind doesn’t help.
Guess there goes another night sleeping dressed and with the backpack ready.
The INGV reported three other quakes, but smaller. My dad thought he felt another one but I didn’t perceive it. And the wind is really making it harder to understand whether if it’s the quake or the wind. FUCK!
I HATE THIS! I HATE IT!
Fuckin’ earthquake, another one. Another big one! We’ve had enough of destruction! Fuck that shit! Six big ones in less than three weeks. Fuck that!
Sorry for the rant.
AND NOW THE FUCKIN’ WIND? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
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