Eartha Kitt as Catwoman
I DISCOVERED THE BEST ANIMAL AT THE NATURE MUSEUM TODAY
LOOK AT ITS EXPRESSION FUCKFINF
IT LOOKS SO WISE
my mom and i were trying to name all 9 planets of the solar system and we only had eight so i looked it up and guess what
we forgot the earth
i’ve gotten at least 10 messages telling me there are 8 planets not 9
well i only have one thing to say to y’all
VIVA LA PLUTO
THIS. THIS SCENE. It was so early on, but it was such a shining example of Kate Beckett’s character and strengths as a cop. She could have hauled her up on her feet and cuffed her right there. But instead she saw a girl in mourning and just…talked. Sometimes it doesn’t take a big, bad threat. Sometimes it just takes someone who cares.
Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen
*sharp, deep intake of breath* *silent scream of anger* *scrolls past before killing someone*
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.
This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.
Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.
So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…
The Continued Misadventures of Tiny Lara Croft
I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -
Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.
Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.
If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.
And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.❞
"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "
If you live in the United States and you are not currently angry. You should be.
I don’t live in the United States. I live in Australia. I’m fucking pissed as hell.
i live in India; and god knows my country is a lot shitty, but I’m so very mad.
I live in Italy. Episodes like that, only a little bit shorter in time, happen all the time. And I’m fuckin’ scared to go out for school when I know there’s an organized protest in the area.
Hey guys I need your help spreading this on social media so our people in Ferguson can defend themselves from attacks from the police.
This is important to add. When constructing this make sure the elastic to secure the bottle to the top of your head does not puncture the plastic or if it does the rubber needs to cover it. Also, make sure you keep it tight to your head as the gas only needs a small cap and tear gas can irritate greatly in small concentrations. (it can be flammable in high concentrations.) I would recommend diving goggles for your eyes as well as doing your best to ensure the bottle fits tightly against your forehead, jaw, cheeks, and chin. Also if you can make sure the elastic can be tightened and loosened, this will help with sealing out the tear gas.
Don’t forget that activated carbon also is a great filter for gasses and liquids!
If there is one picture i post on here that i really wish y’all would reblog the fuck out of, it’s this one.
PLEASE. It could save many people that are under the ridiculous police state going on right now in Ferguson Missouri. Those people need our help.
Careful though, spray bottles used for cleaning solutions of all kind are porous, which means they absorb small quantities of the chemical solution they held inside, sometimes for months. It’s not safe to use them if you want to use the spray in your mouth and eyes, because the chemicals can get into the solution you poured in and do more harm than the relief the new solution brings. Do yourself a favour: use a regular bottle of water or buy a new, never used canister with a spray handle, like those used to clean plants in gardening. Something that never held anything but water inside. You don’t want to swallow Windex, do you?
Also, there are other ways on the internet to fight tear gas, some of them include lemon juice and vinegar. DON’T USE those on your eyes, OK? Acetic acid and Citric acid are irritant agents for the eyes and the nasal mucosa, don’t spray those solutions in your eyes and don’t inhale them. You can drink for a rapid mouth and throat relief, but no inhaling and NO FUCKIN’ SPRAYING IN THE EYES.
Another method is a solution of water and sodium bicarbonate, commonly used as antiacid, like Maalox.